Paris Goes Back To Jail Lyrics

Now, a quick recap on the Paris Hilton story:

1. Paris drives with a suspended license on probation and gets arrested.
2. She’s sentenced to 45-days in jail. She stays for 3 days and…
3. She gets off due to medical conditions (rash or mental anxiety).
4. Judge says she’s going back to jail otherwise it’s unfair.
5. Paris is back in jail.

Paris in Jail: The Music Video Lyrics

Lyrics by: Allan Murray

I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!

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Rihanna - Umbrella Lyrics:

You had my heart
We’ll never be worlds Apart
They be in magazines
You’ll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
you can’t see shiny cars
That’s when you need me there
With you i’ll always Share
Because

[chorus:]
When the sun Shines
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever
Know that we’ll still have eachother
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

Cause everything
Will never come in between
Your apart of my Entity
Here for infinity
When the war has delt it’s part
when the world has delt it’s card
If the hand is hard
Together we’ll messure up
Because

[chorus:]
When the sun Shine
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever
Know that we’ll still have eachother
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

[bridge:]
You can run into my arms
it’s okay don’t be alarmed
(Come into me)
(there’s no distance in between our love)
Go on and let the Rain pour
I’ll be out here needing more
Because

[chorus:]
When the sun Shine
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever
Know that we’ll still have eachother
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

It’s raining
Oh baby it’s raining
Baby Come Into me
Come into me
It’s raining
Oh baby it’s raining
You can always come into me

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Again, just filling in demand for people who want lyrics to an absolutely hilarious video parody of TI’s “What You Know”, which is actually one of my personal favorites for it’s inspirational, uplifting beat. It really gets you moving.

TI-84 Ft. -E - What You Know About Math

What you know about math?
What you know about math?
What you know about math?

Hey, don’t you know I represent Math League

when I add shorty subtract
Freshmen backpack where I’m holding all my work at

What you know about math?
What you know about math?
What you know about math?

I know all about math

Answers 44
It’s real easy cuz of sig figs
You got 45 you rounded high
Your answers too big

What you know about math?
What you know about math?
What you know about math?

I know all about math
TI-84
Solar Edition you know I’m shining dawg
Extra memory, I look back to do my natural log
You know we multiply
while memorizing pi
take limits to the sky
be sure to simplify
graphing utility
that’s trinonometry
One hundred I’m math b
dont you cheat off me
distance is rate times time
the sine graph aint a line
exponential decline
but your score cant beat mine

We’re memorizing grades
for our mathly states
against the mathly greats
not getting many dates
I got to find a mate
but girls just playa hate
and always make me wait (can’t even integrate)
Dont you know I represent Math League

when I add shorty subtract
freshmen backpack where I’m holding all my work at

What you know about math?
What you know about math?
What you know about math?

I know all about math (heh)

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