Whatever I Feel Like Writing About

 This guy must have finished watching The Dark Knight because this was is a move taken from the Joker.

The robber, who wore a particle dust mask  and robbed an armored truck guard outside of a Bank of America branch. He then ran about 100 yards to a creek that runs into the Skykomish River, while throwing away some of his clothes as he ran.

“I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour,” said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe. 

He said he inquired and was e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing.

“Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt,” he said.

Mike showed up along with about a dozen other men dressed like him, but there was no contractor and no road work to be done. He thought they had been stood up until he heard about the bank robbery and the suspect who wore the same attire.

From there, the cook made his watery escape in a creek that dumps out into the Skykomish River. One witness said the robber swam away, but another said he used an inner tube to get away.

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_escape_TP.ce3930c1.html

“In a major change, the American Heart Association said Monday that hands-only CPR — rapid, deep presses on the victim’s chest until help arrives — works just as well as standard CPR for sudden cardiac arrest in adults.” Read more…

An article I was reading here: http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9747799-7.html was very well written. It seems that Google wants to acquire bandwith that is offered by the government which will make potentially free phone service availible, and this article speculates that Google will both do heavy damage to the cell phone industry as well as the online advertising industry.

How cool would it be to have free phone service? Talk all you want and pay… 0$/month — but get spammed by advertising between every call.

Paris Goes Back To Jail Lyrics

Now, a quick recap on the Paris Hilton story:

  1. Paris drives with a suspended license on probation and gets arrested.
  2. She’s sentenced to 45-days in jail. She stays for 3 days and…
  3. She gets off due to medical conditions (rash or mental anxiety).
  4. Judge says she’s going back to jail otherwise it’s unfair.
  5. Paris is back in jail.

Paris in Jail: The Music Video Lyrics

Lyrics by: Allan Murray

I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!

He was testing it at a track for the upcoming movie Redline, when he rammed it into a concrete wall. I’m wondering why they put a concrete wall there. It’d probably be safer for noobs like Griffin if they didn’t have the concrete wall.

The director of the movie (Daniel Sadek) owns a few of the exotics that are seen in the movie, as well as the Ferrari that was crashed by Griffin. He was actually watching as it happened.

“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but brother can’t drive,” Griffin said after the accident.

I’m not convinced about the former, but the latter seems to have concrete evidence (ZING!).

There are now only 398 Enzo Ferraris left in the world.

Source: http://www.indiaenews.com/america/20070328/45068.htm