Paris Goes Back To Jail Lyrics

Now, a quick recap on the Paris Hilton story:

1. Paris drives with a suspended license on probation and gets arrested.
2. She’s sentenced to 45-days in jail. She stays for 3 days and…
3. She gets off due to medical conditions (rash or mental anxiety).
4. Judge says she’s going back to jail otherwise it’s unfair.
5. Paris is back in jail.

Paris in Jail: The Music Video Lyrics

Lyrics by: Allan Murray

I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!

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“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but brother can’t drive,” Griffin said after the accident.

I’m not convinced about the former, but the latter seems to have concrete evidence (ZING!).

There are now only 398 Enzo Ferraris left in the world.

Source: http://www.indiaenews.com/america/20070328/45068.htm

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The G37 will be available with a 6-speed manual transmission (6MT) or a 5-speed automatic 6MT and sport-pack automatics. Of course, I’d opt for the manual transmission as it’s more fun to drive and after you get used to it – it isn’t bothersome, it’ll be built into your routine and automated.

Source: Automobile Magazine

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