Paris Hilton Goes Back To Jail! Lyrics
Paris Goes Back To Jail Lyrics
Now, a quick recap on the Paris Hilton story:
- Paris drives with a suspended license on probation and gets arrested.
- She’s sentenced to 45-days in jail. She stays for 3 days and…
- She gets off due to medical conditions (rash or mental anxiety).
- Judge says she’s going back to jail otherwise it’s unfair.
- Paris is back in jail.
Paris in Jail: The Music Video Lyrics
Lyrics by: Allan Murray
I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo
Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo
Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.
They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!
Love that you were so on top of this. However… and speaking as someone who was IN the video.. here are the correct lyrics as written by Allan Murray and sung In the video. You were very close. - Mitch
I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo
Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo
Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.
They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh
My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!
June 8th, 2007 | #
your lyrics arent right-.-
my friend nicole drove me down the runway
June 9th, 2007 | #
Thanks for correcting my attempt at the lyrics, Mitch.
June 9th, 2007 | #
And this is true.
July 20th, 2007 | #