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Paris Hilton Goes Back To Jail! Lyrics

June 8th, 2007

Paris Goes Back To Jail Lyrics

Now, a quick recap on the Paris Hilton story:

  1. Paris drives with a suspended license on probation and gets arrested.
  2. She’s sentenced to 45-days in jail. She stays for 3 days and…
  3. She gets off due to medical conditions (rash or mental anxiety).
  4. Judge says she’s going back to jail otherwise it’s unfair.
  5. Paris is back in jail.

Paris in Jail: The Music Video Lyrics

Lyrics by: Allan Murray

I don’t mind being confined
To LA State Prison
‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide……ohhh noooo

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time…..
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!

4 Comments »

  1. MQSchmidt says

    Love that you were so on top of this. However… and speaking as someone who was IN the video.. here are the correct lyrics as written by Allan Murray and sung In the video. You were very close. - Mitch

    I don’t mind being confined
    To LA State Prison
    ‘Cause I would drive with DUI’s
    I caused some collisions

    They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
    and that this sentence is now bona-fide
    How bout a jail that won’t insult my civic pride
    Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
    with a water slide……ohhh noooo

    Even though they say I’m shady
    I’m really so refined
    I need a cleaning lady
    I can’t do time…..
    Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
    They both get off scott free
    I drive without a license
    They throw the book right at me
    It sucks to the highest degree
    Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

    I went ape, on a sex tape
    The guys all went ga-ga
    Now I, must make, my jail escape
    I miss my Chihuahua

    My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
    She’ll probably get parole and float away
    Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

    Even though I got the glamour
    Even though my clothes are fab
    They throw me in the slammer
    Britney gets re-hab.

    They put me in the big house
    Sounds like a movie pitch
    Heiress goes up the river
    Ends up as somebody’s bitch
    They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
    Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

    And now I am digging a ditch
    Hahh, ahhhhh… Hahh, ahhhhh

    My roomate’s a woman named Mitch!

    June 8th, 2007 | #

  2. tenno says

    your lyrics arent right-.-

    my friend nicole drove me down the runway

    June 9th, 2007 | #

  3. Milton says

    Thanks for correcting my attempt at the lyrics, Mitch. :smile:

    June 9th, 2007 | #

  4. lol says

    And this is true.

    July 20th, 2007 | #

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